Mr. Foley Interview

  1. Have you knowingly been kidnapped by aliens? If so, please describe the experience to the best of your knowledge.
    No, but has been kissed by Grandma.
  2. What made you decide to become a math teacher? Could those aliens have played a role by placing subliminal messages on your subconscious mind?
    Likes math a lot, rather work with people than machines.
  3. Describe how well of a job you feel you do teaching.
    Math - Good job. Science - OK. Religion - not a religion teacher.
  4. How do you think your students feel about how well you teach?
    Math - too hard, talk quick. Science - boring. Religion - don't care.
  5. When did you realize you would become a math teacher?
    Junior year of high school.
  6. Would you take credit for your students' success?
    No.
  7. What did you have to take besides high school?
    College lessons, up to 3 per semester.
  8. What advice would you give to someone who wants to be a math teacher?
    Good luck.
  9. Do you use any specific method to teach math?
    No, must change it throughout the year.
  10. Why do you like math?
    It's fun.
  11. What is 2 x 3 + 6 / 2 + 3 ?
    9.
  12. Why are you a boy? Has this had any effect on your life?
    Mom and Dad's genes. Yes, has had an effect.
  13. Do you feel the thrill of victory after coming home from work?
    No, a headache, Tylenol.
  14. What would you think of math if it didn't exist? What would your job be? Would this have any effect on your life?
    Wouldn't think of it, would be founder, would become rich.
  15. If the Pope asked you to devise a new type of math, would you do it? How?
    Would find a way if Pope asked.
  16. If you lived in the desert, would you have a different job? Forest? Tundra? Underwater? Alpine? Swamp?
    Probably not, teach animals, no, yeah, yes, yes.
  17. Have you ever found Bugs Bunny attractive when in women's clothing?
    No.
  18. Do you ever find a cashier has overcharged you? What do you do?
    Yes, say that he thinks he's been overcharged.
  19. When you go shopping, do you add up the price before reaching the cashier? Plus tax?
    Yes.
  20. Have you ever looked for change in the couch cushions because you needed it?
    Yes, as a kid needed quarters for video games.
  21. What is 25,000! [25,000 factorial]? Has this had any affect on your life?
    About 6.26x10^96billion, no effects.
  22. What is the square root of Nik's mom?
    Don't know.
  23. Do you ever play math games when bored?
    Yes.
  24. What do you think of this interview? Has it had any effects on your life?
    Interesting, yes, now know how weird questions can be.
  25. What did you think of teachers when you were a kid? Did you ever say, "If I become a teacher, someone should shoot me in the head?" With what caliber?
    Hated many teachers, but only 1 or 2 math teachers, he was smarter. No, an atom bomb.
  26. What is the square root of infinity times Nik's mom divided by infinity?
    Shut up.

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