(Start camera.)
Matt: Hi, my name is James L Scott. I'm going on a business trip to Orlando, Florida.
Nik: And I'm Chief Fungus by the River Ti-pan III. I'm going to an archery contest in Tyrone, Georgia.
Adam: This is your captain speaking. Please fasten your seatbelts, as we will be encountering some minor turbulence. Thank-you.
Nik: I don't need to buckle up. I know I'm in good hands with SOUTHEAST EXPRESS.
Mr.Foley: Trademark, Registered, Copyrighted.
Matt: Are you sure, Chief Fungi? The captain said to buckle up.
Nik: I am Chief Fungus by the River Ti-pan III. I will do what I want. And you will do what I want too.
(Begin to shake camera.)
(Matt and Nik get thrown around.)
(Stop shaking camera!)
(Matt and Nik climb back toward their seats.)
Adam: This is your captain speaking. That turbulence was a little worse than I expected. Aren't you glad you were wearing your seatbelts? The flight attendants will begin passing out (beverages) shortly. Oh, wait, I think I see a little more turbulence up ahead!
(Stop camera!)
(Hold up cloud scene with plane in front of camera.)
(Start camera.)
(Move plane across background.)
Mr.Foley: With rates starting at $38 for a one way trip to Thelma, Georgia.
(Stop camera.)