Tyrone Saves the World

Ring...ring...ring...

Stan: [Picks up phone] Hello?

Tyrone: Hello, this is Tyrone from Tyrone's Used Car/Car Wash. When would you like to pick up your car?

Stan: I'll be there in a few minutes.

Tyrone: Heh, heh, I'll be ready.[Hangs up phone.]

Narrator: A few minutes pass.

[Stan and Tyrone at the car wash.]

Stan: Where's my car?

Tyrone: What color is it?

Stan: Blue.

Tyrone: Well, then that would be in the blue section.

Stan: [Puts on a surprised look] Muh, muh, my car!

Tyrone: What kind of car was it?

Stan: A PORCHE!

Tyrone: My boys did a good job then. They gave yours the royal treatment. Usually they don't even look like a car.

Stan: Do you have any idea how much this car cost me?

Tyrone: Oh, maybe about 95 thousand dollars.

Stan: That's right! Why did you destroy it then?

Tyrone: Well, it's like this......

[Alien fleet comes in, Tyrone and Stan switch to surprised faces.]

Stan: My GOD! What is it?!?

Tyrone: Maybe they wanna go through the car wash. Hang on, I'll be right back. [Tyrone goes and gets a sign that says, ALIENS GET CLEANED FOR FREE.]

[Aliens hover to waste time - 10 seconds, aliens come close to ground.]

Aliens: We are going to use your car wash. [Stan gasps, turns around, and loses his head as he faints.]

Tyrone: Hang on, let me get it started up.

[Tyrone starts up car wash, aliens go in....(Styrofoam) peanuts come out.]

Tyrone: Heh, heh, I still got the touch.

THE END

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