Stan: [Picks up phone] Hello?
Tyrone: Hello, this is Tyrone from Tyrone's Used Car/Car Wash. When would you like to pick up your car?
Stan: I'll be there in a few minutes.
Tyrone: Heh, heh, I'll be ready.[Hangs up phone.]
Narrator: A few minutes pass.
[Stan and Tyrone at the car wash.]
Stan: Where's my car?
Tyrone: What color is it?
Stan: Blue.
Tyrone: Well, then that would be in the blue section.
Stan: [Puts on a surprised look] Muh, muh, my car!
Tyrone: What kind of car was it?
Stan: A PORCHE!
Tyrone: My boys did a good job then. They gave yours the royal treatment. Usually they don't even look like a car.
Stan: Do you have any idea how much this car cost me?
Tyrone: Oh, maybe about 95 thousand dollars.
Stan: That's right! Why did you destroy it then?
Tyrone: Well, it's like this......
[Alien fleet comes in, Tyrone and Stan switch to surprised faces.]
Stan: My GOD! What is it?!?
Tyrone: Maybe they wanna go through the car wash. Hang on, I'll be right back. [Tyrone goes and gets a sign that says, ALIENS GET CLEANED FOR FREE.]
[Aliens hover to waste time - 10 seconds, aliens come close to ground.]
Aliens: We are going to use your car wash. [Stan gasps, turns around, and loses his head as he faints.]
Tyrone: Hang on, let me get it started up.
[Tyrone starts up car wash, aliens go in....(Styrofoam) peanuts come out.]
Tyrone: Heh, heh, I still got the touch.